1. I should buy stock in Bandaid.
2. The laundry seems to have tripled.
3. I’m pretty sure the laundry stains have quadrupled. I should buy stock in Fels Naptha.
4. My floors are dirty about five minutes after I mop.
5. It’s a great day when I can wear my cut-off sweatpants and no shoes all day.
6. I am filling my hummingbird feeder every time I turn around.
7. I can’t seem to get on a schedule.
8. The weeds are growing faster than I can pull them.
9. All I want is salad for dinner.
10. I dream of lying about all day in my porch swing, eating strawberries and sipping lemonade, and reading a great book. I dream about it as I run kids to soccer and swim team…
I know summer doesn’t officially start for a few more days, but it’s definitely here at our home.